Monday, May 27, 2013

Happily Ever After? 10 Humorous Quotes About Marriage

After frantic weeks of planning, the wedding has finally taken place and, returning from the honeymoon, the happy couple has settled down to a life of wedded bliss. At least, that’s what everyone hopes. Some couples take to married life like ducks to water. Other couples, however, take a little more time to adjust to their new situation. Often all that is needed is a little humor to make a smooth transition from single to married life, or from married life back to a single one! Below are some humorous quotes about marriage which may just have a grain of truth about them.

Quotes on love and marriage:
“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” Katharine Hepburn

“I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.” Bette Davis

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” Groucho Marx

Quotes on keeping your spouse happy:

 “I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.” Lyndon B. Johnson

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” Prince Philip

Quotes on repenting at leisure:

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.” Henny Youngman

“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.” Zsa Zsa Gabor

“If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.” Mignon McLaughlin

Finally, a word of advice on how to stay happily married:

 “In every marriage more than a week old there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.” Robert Anderson

3 comments:

  1. I love the quote from Rita Rudner! It's really nice to find that special someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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  2. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” Prince Philip this quote is actually funny

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  3. yes, they are so funny. These quotes sometime reflects what's really really happening since Day 1. I love this “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” Prince Philip.

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